Thursday, August 25, 2011

LIST: Reasons I have trouble relating to Katy Perry

What Katy Perry did last Friday night:
  • danced on tabletops
  • took too many shots
  • maxed her credit cards
  • got kicked out of the bar
  • went streaking in the park
  • skinny dipping in the dark
  • had a menage a trois

What I did last Friday night:
  • ate expired mac and cheese for dinner
  • skipped "free hayride night" because it looked rainy
  • did some laundry
  • refreshed my Facebook newsfeed every three minutes
  • was in bed by 11:00

Not me.

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